The Following takes place in an universe parallel to ours.

I was recruited into this cult, where i was susceptible to four days of brain washing. I believe the object of adoration was named Ehsee, (Pronounced Eh-See) and the cult's numbskulled acolytes were called "Act Sianz", or something along that line. I'm not really certain. I may have been brainwashed by aliens.

Anyway, the cult was further divided into 4 denominations, 3 of them were like, super ghey and were called Seres, Kyojin and Joaquim, which means "bunch of losers" in various languages. And then there was the denomination i was in, Indus, and the subgroup "Maharadja" which means "ULTRASUPERPOWERFULCLANWHICHKICKSASS" in every single Indian language, including Punjab and Hainan. I checked. The Dictionary.

The Punjab Dictonary. And no, i cannot show you the evidence. Get your own Punjab Dicitonary.

We were made by the favoured ones of the cult to perform rituals which involved the unification of energetic flailing motions. We were divided to pairs so as to enact this "Mass Dance"; I with this really horrible looking obese guy named "Sam" who couldn't dance to save his life. really nice girl with great hair and punches that could rend metal.

Also, there were these horrible experiments conducted upon us where we had to scream at the top of our lungs some incomprehensible shit. I screamed like soo hard that i cut my toe. Like, near the Metatarsi. And to top it all of, we didn't get a reward for our efforts :(

In other words, Orientation was awesome.

This post's for all you folks who enjoy subliminal jokes.

Bluddy Censorship >_>