Being Asian

One thing that irks me most is the fact that in the extremely rare event that i discover some new scientific thing, like an organelle or an element, i will not be able to name it after myself because i have a freaking chinese name. like, can you imagine if Camilo Golgi was called Camilo Tan? then instead of Golgi apparatus we would have the Tan Apparatus. or like someone with the surname Yong would have the element Yongium

Also, being asian means i will never be able to grow nice facial hair like a sexy stubble or ironic beard because asians with facial hair are fugly. sure we could allow our facial follicles to grow out and trim it with all the loving care and attention in the world, but NooOOooOOooOOoo... we will not get cool looking moustaches, but instead end up looking like confucius. I only know one asian guy with a glorious moustache so majestic that it immediately commands the attention of everyone in the vacinty. and his name is Jia Sheng.

When asians get facial hair, they're seen as indecent chaps.

Thank the lord for Gillette.

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Disclaimer: This post is pure filler and not meant to be taken seriously.