Sunday, September 30, 2007

Stupid Lians.

I hate pureMILK.

I have unceasingly loathed it with heartfelt enmity ever since my eyes were first exposed to that abomination of clothing. And the fact that it is endorsed by Ah Lians everywhere just goes to show that it is truly deserving of our abhorrence. Come on, It's an Ah Lian brand made by Ah Lians... and I hate Ah Lians.

To my horror, I saw this guy with really ugly hair and a face to match wearing this on the bus yesterday...

Ok, this guy needs to go down to the precinct and surrender his testicles because he obviously doesn't deserve them. I had to muster all the self restraint i had to stop myself from lunging forward and snipping away his balls. Guys, don't think that wearing a shirt sworn by Ah Lians will score you chicks. You look like a complete gaywad.

And Milk doesn't make you drunk, contrary to what it says on the label. I'm pretty sure that i have never been in an inebriated state because of milk. And I'm absolutely certain that milk does not contain any alcohol of sorts. A trip to my local refrigerator confirms this fact.



Let's see... doesn't seem as if milk contains any trace of alcohol... Milk may give you flatulence or osmotic diarrhea if you are lactose intolerant, but is incapable of inducing a drunken stupor. So there you stupid Ah Lians and Bengs...



Out of curiosity, i visited PMK's website where i was greeted by a massive onslaught of pinkness, Kawaii nehx ^_^ no? Though slightly perturbed, i ventured on... and found this.



No wonder this is why Ah Lians and Bengs of the universe have chosen PMK as their champion, it is the epitome of the one trait all of them share: Bad English. Argh i just can't stand Puremilk...

On a side note, i am very content and pleased with Life of late. Thank the lord for good grades and good friends. Seniors night was fun, but i can't upload any photos in case the Ah Lians later come in their PMK and stalk me down and brutally kill me with their rebonded hair. >.<

1 comment:

mac said...

Haha Good Post! I shall go buy a PMK shirt just to spite you. Actually it'll be more like spiting myself.Hmm...