I am severely jeopardizing my chances at ever finding a girlfriend by posting this. I can only dream of a Utopia where someone may actually like and appreciate me for me Uber elite skills at a Rubik's cube. "Fat chance of that ever happening in this Superficial world..." Anyhow, I am not daunted by this at present moment as i have my cube, which i have endowed affectionately the endearing moniker: Rubi. I think she's named rather apt.
In Comparison, A Rubik's cube can be much better than a girlfriend. Both are sure to provide entertainment to a certain degree... but while a girlfriend taxes heavily on one's wallet, Rubi is cheap, in the monetary sense of the word of course. ($4.90, What a Steal.) Although i do let others play with Rubi :/
Rubi also allows me to play with her anytime for however long i want, something which, should you be foolish enough to try on your girlfriend, would most certainly result in a throbbing cheek, and a mad girlfriend. Most undesirable, unless you're into that kind of stuff...
I learnt the solution to the cube last week, and though it was geeky in retrospect to memorize the various algorithms required, it was still really fun. And the sense of satisfaction one obtains after solving the cube the virgin time is just... liberating. And i seem to have sparked a renewed interest in the cube :\
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The following conversation took place yesterday night (Honestly...) :
Irritating Little Brother: Hey, what's the best way to remove harmful gases from car exhaust?
Sad Ol' Me: Huh? Say again... (I was playing with the cube... Too distracted to listen or breathe... )
ILB: How to remove gases from car exhaust?
SOM: Just install a Catalytic Converter...
ILB: A Catholic Converter?
So Hilarious... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA
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