What's not In?

Hello, today i will be Tt...blawking about smoking. Smoking, was made popular back in the nineteen-seventy sixes somethings during the great Inuit massacre. As there was overpopulation of Inuits, Hunters were headhunted for their abilities to hunt heads, and delegated the honorable task of Inuit genocide. Their reward, was the holy pipe, now better known in today's context as a "fag." In those days, cigarettes were a status symbol, which were only made available to those who were affluent.


A Inuit hunter, lighting up after a long hard day of work.

However, in present times, smoking has become a much frowned upon practice as recent medical studies have confirmed the many hazards one exposes himself to with every puff. It is therefore my duty, (this being an educational site and what not...) to enlighten the masses out there on smoking.

Today, I met with one of these smokers at a bus stop. To my dismay, she had decided to situate herself right amidst the crowd of people awaiting for their buses as it was raining. Unperturbed by the many stares she was gathering, she proceeded to light up and inhale slowly. Now I'm not sure, but i think there's some law against being stupid in public.

Do these people actually know what they are doing to their bodies every time they take a puff? They compromise the health of themselves, and the people around them with acrid SECOND HAND SMOKE. So it's not just their problem, You may also be a passive smoker.

Also, do you want these as lungs?



Or fats in your blood vessels?


Also, this particular smoker was quite young, probably around sixteen or seventeen years of age. In my opinion, girls shouldn't smoke, unless they want to throw their lives down the drain. Smoking only cuts down their future options when it comes to finding a life partner... Anyone who sees anything in girls like these would either be a hooligan, or a very desperate man. Have you seen what smoking does to your teeth? they are teeth that not even a mother would love. There are benefits though, You probably won't have to spend anything on abortions seeing as your kids will be stillborn or miscarriage'd... Also, you will perpetually smell of cigarette smoke, which every man just loves. Free Perfume too!

So anyway, kids who are thinking that smoking is cool cause it's rebellious and all. Don't.
Cause you won't be able to get out of it once to start... And speaking of rebellious, the "rebel is cool" image died out a long time ago... Rebellious is like the time of Grease. The time your parents were born...


Yeah I'm hip...

To you smokers out there, I'm apologetic about this post's offensiveness... but please, for the sake of ourselves, buy a goddamn nicotine patch and stop smoking...