Moist.

Like, OH MY GOD
I just talked to a girl over the telephone!
And I just wet my pants.

Alright, I know you guys want details. But let me compose myself cause that was just so so hot hawt HAUTZzZ!!! The conversation was like:

girl: Welcome to Mcdonalds, Can I take your order?

me: hangs up.

This must be how fornication feels like.

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Apparently no one loves me... sobxsobx