Look at whatcha done

Statement: There has been constant pressure applied to me by others, whose main intention is to get the me to blog more. Although disinclined initially, this perpetual force has finally coerced me to concede.

Hypothesis: This Blog is going to blow. (Even harder than Bulletball.)

Evidence: When this blog was first updated at a leisurely pace of once a week, I was able to disguise my inadequacies at blogging initially. You must try understand that I basically lack the key essential elements which are made available in majority of bloggers in the blawk-go-sphear, and therefore the task at hand is therefore... onerous.

"Lack Elements? LOL wut toking abt u? ur blog pro sia..."

Maybe some of you may ask this, and i appreciate your kind intentions. But they do not mask the fact that when i am stripped down right to the core, i am just downright not inclined to blogging. Why?

Firstly, I have no interests or pursuits which are really worth mentioning. Also, my aptitude tests have shown that i have no social skills whatsoever. Bluntly put, I have no Life.

Secondly, my English standards are seemingly regressive. It won't be long before my god given knack of writing palpable english begin to recede like a sort of 'Flowers for Algernon' effect whar i dont really right ne more sense and dis blog will just like (haiz) sux cox lol. soon i wunt remember how put dose DOTZ at de n of sentence lol haiz. mish myuh proeproe englizh haha...

That's right, the lowest form of language is AOL speak.

And Last but not least, I am absolutely not funny. No... you didn't think I would have a sense of humour would you? Well I used to have one but i imported it from Taiwan and it wasn't really made properly. Yeah, damn those lousy manufacturers. Haha, what would make you think i have a sense of humour... You're the joke lol.


Spiderman wants blogged good too...

Conclusion: Prepare yourself for mudane shit and not top of the mill classy standard posts.

On a side note, Wo De Hua Yu Na Yi San. Wo Hen Kai Xin.