Monday, July 23, 2007

Wat Devver Man

So I'm stuck at home today, having come down with a bout of flu.

Got my meds, and spent the morning on the Great internet ( There really ain't much else to do...) When i came across this gem. The Net drama in question, originates from here.
I've learnt that Net dramas only end badly for all involved, so rather than take any sides, let me use this post to revere the man in the video, Steven Lim.


XiaXue dot BLARWKspot dot com...

Ahh... My love for the man runs deep. And he has not ceased to entertain me even as i fester under my blanket, rotting with disease. Even today, I still remember my first encounter with Steven Lim 4 years ago, a traumatizing video of the eyebrow plucker doing another unoriginal rendition of Dragonstea Din Tei. (That bloody annoying Numa Numa song.) The only difference: His video involved Armpits...


My eyes were never quite the same again.

This video goes to show that education, indeed, never stops. (Even if you're stuck at home.) Being dusty, is now apparently the worst thing that could ever happen to someone. And if you really want to hurt someone on the inside, calling him/her a chicken pie is considered the extreme insult.
Also, If you listen to the video carefully, you'll notice the exact point of time where Stevie turns castrati. (00:51 onwards)

The Incoherent argument, backed up by his choice set of vocabulary, does seem to make one wonder whether or not Steven Lim should be deserving of having the honour to top the list of Singapore's most disgusting bloggers. Risking my health even further, I dived into his website, which was plastered with many self whoring photographs. All were quite disgusting, but this was truly the coup de grĂ¢ce


Nothing's more appealing than a sweaty man with a DHL in Grey undies. Nope.

Nuff' Said.

Drowsy now, Gonna go to sleep...

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