LeLONG LeLONG

Today is Charity Cafe day, and we were selling Ice Cream. Being naturally charismatic and exceptionally persuasive, I took upon the job of Sales Department. (Yes, Sales DEPARTMENT I'm that good...)

Okay, so I met my job initially with great enthusiasm and ran around trying to politely persuade people to try some "Creme of Dreams", however the feedback wasn't that great. Out of the many people i had tried to reel in, many seemed to give me a look of disgust whenever "Creme of Dreams" was mentioned.I still wonder why...

Out of a sample size of 40:

• 13 would just avert my spiel and avoid looking at me. (How rude indeed.)
• 9 would tell me that they would come back later, and never again did i see them...
• 7 would ascribe their inability to eat Ice Cream to a weird disease of sorts.
• 5 claimed that they were down on their luck, destitute and hard up, therefore not having the $1 to contribute.
• 4 would bargain with me and insist that i buy their goods first before they were willing to buy mine.

Time for quick math: 40 - 13 - 9 - 7 - 5 - 4 = 1

Thats right, only 1 out of every 40 people seemed willing to partake in some delicious Ice cream, and was pleasant enough about it. They were nice people and i am so grateful towards them. Quite a number of our customers came from the Student Council so be nice towards them and don't stir up trouble for them ok?

Though prospects appear bleak at first, business was soon drummed up after i enforced a new sales technique. (Not Factual.)

BUY LAH BITCH KNN

We broke even soon after that.

I frequented my friend's stall (Where his Wii was helping him churn out cash) often throughout the day, so as to entertain myself at the antics of some of the customers. Boy , they sure seemed to be having such a workout, possibly burning more calories in one game as compared to a triathlon. According to the Wii website however, only small motions are needed for the Wiimote to detect motion, which essentially abridges the need for one to flail all over the place.

All in all, I'm glad for today.

Wat Devver Man

So I'm stuck at home today, having come down with a bout of flu.

Got my meds, and spent the morning on the Great internet ( There really ain't much else to do...) When i came across this gem. The Net drama in question, originates from here.
I've learnt that Net dramas only end badly for all involved, so rather than take any sides, let me use this post to revere the man in the video, Steven Lim.


XiaXue dot BLARWKspot dot com...

Ahh... My love for the man runs deep. And he has not ceased to entertain me even as i fester under my blanket, rotting with disease. Even today, I still remember my first encounter with Steven Lim 4 years ago, a traumatizing video of the eyebrow plucker doing another unoriginal rendition of Dragonstea Din Tei. (That bloody annoying Numa Numa song.) The only difference: His video involved Armpits...


My eyes were never quite the same again.

This video goes to show that education, indeed, never stops. (Even if you're stuck at home.) Being dusty, is now apparently the worst thing that could ever happen to someone. And if you really want to hurt someone on the inside, calling him/her a chicken pie is considered the extreme insult.
Also, If you listen to the video carefully, you'll notice the exact point of time where Stevie turns castrati. (00:51 onwards)

The Incoherent argument, backed up by his choice set of vocabulary, does seem to make one wonder whether or not Steven Lim should be deserving of having the honour to top the list of Singapore's most disgusting bloggers. Risking my health even further, I dived into his website, which was plastered with many self whoring photographs. All were quite disgusting, but this was truly the coup de grâce


Nothing's more appealing than a sweaty man with a DHL in Grey undies. Nope.

Nuff' Said.

Drowsy now, Gonna go to sleep...

Starting a Blog : The Walkthrough

It's been ever so long,

And now blogging seems so hard... With all the available options out there, how is one supposed to know which client will help me get the most out of his blogging experience? There's Xanga, Friendster, Blogger, Livejournal, Myspace, Blogdrive, Diaryland, DiaryX, DairyXXX, Mommy's Little Blogger etc. etc...

Zeet Ees All Foreign to moi...

Ah Hah! A QUEST!!!
So i called in for assistance, advice from professional.... advisers. They were somewhat advisory.
For example, my sister, a veteran at this kind of shit, was crucial in helping me create my blog.

1st question: Where do you want your blog to be posted?

Background checks on the blog client must be made in advance in order to ensure client has a good reputation. These checks can be done via very responsible and totally reliable sites such as Urban Dictionary and Uncyclopedia. (Vast riches of knowledge await...)


Sooo... Maybe not LiveJournal?

So, Blogger then. Which is supposedly more convienient and user-friendly...
Right, 2nd Question: Name of Blog?

This was easy, cause my blog is going to be sooo awesome, it's going to be better than Nirvana and the Beatles combined...


More Awesome than us? cannot be larh. What smells like teen spirit?

Question 3: URL?

Now ladies and gentlemen, This is a hard one. How was I going to synthesize a name, so holy, to ever befit my revolutionary and wonderful blog? Stumped at this Dilemma, I called out for help over the great Em As End Msngr...

"just put your name la..."
"ur url shld be sumthing special 2 u n stuff"
"gunboundking27.blogspot.com"
"O.o I don't blog anymore, sorry...."
"what about the wanabes?"

msn failed me...

Ohwells. Anyway i just found out that my URL name can be changed at anytime, so yeah.
But Seriously though; this blog IS better than chicken....

Question 4: Blog Template?

If you're a guy, take Minima Black... If you're a girl, you can try the polka dot one... but you'll change it anyway...

And Voila!


YES!!! AWESOME!!! I can literally taste the awesomeness

There, that concludes my little tutorial on blog creating... and here's my new problem. What am i going to blog about next?

Till Next Time.